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• Cry of Shits . The Last Colporea
• 2010 . Czech (
• tags: anal as a lifestyle, avant-shit, experimental fekal-rock, sounds like stephen hawkins having karaoke duet with retarded unborn susan boyle’s embryo, free punk, kapela ktera dala vyznam hudbe, made in ass, midcult-rock, obri hrajici kus varaniho hovna, poezie hoven, sagvan tofi,shitcore shitfolk, songy ke srani, vomit-rock, arena jazz-blues

Cry of the Shits are retarded-shitrock band from New Jicin, Czech Republic.

The current line-up is Noneto – vocals and guitar, rajisk – vocals and electric guitar, ShereskySpeonk – vocals and percussion, imaginary drummer Miroslav Jesus Highlander Fourth and Bono Vox.
Taking over 8 minutes to complete,debut album Pregnant noise of shits in outer month’s lightning was released in the autumn of 2008. After rave and breathtaking reviews the band went off to tour Sri Lanka, Yemen and the Cook Islands, where they sold out every concert and attendance was nearly 11 billions ppl.
After returning from the tour and after a smaller pause, they start working on new lyrics for a second CD, The Last Colporea, which was recorded in autumn 2009. With powerfull lyrics about menstruation, shits, retards and headless homeless along with horseshit vocals, dumbfucked guitars and out-of-rythm-epileptic-drumming,they created,with no doubts, the worst album ever.